chumpzilla: i Tunes Movie Rentals Reviews

So I have been using the new Itunes Movie Rental Service and I am so far enjoying it.

As a person who owns alot of DVD's (Many only watched once or twice) I like the idea of getting the movie I want right then and there. I did the netflix thing and I really think I wasted my money overall. Many movies didn't get watched cause I was not in the mood and often I would hold onto them too long.

So here is what I have watched so far

Ocean's Thirteen
Spiderman 3
Live Free or Die Hard

Waiting to be watched (Again the whole mood thing)....
Superbad

So lets cover the three watched movies....

Oceans Thirteen

WHY WHY WHY!!!! A movie revisiting all of the gags and characters of the first 2 movies is not a good idea. I was bored for the most part AND CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT YOU CAN OUT THINK EVERY SINGLE SCENARIO YOU WILL ENCOUNTER. I was actually hoping something would happen to them that they would have to improvise thier way through.

Nope, they simply thought of everything. Including Super Dave Osbourne!!!!

This is not a very good movie. Please dont make any more.

Spiderman 3

Strike 2 in my reviews of bad sequel of a sequel movies. Too much going on, and simply put I do not like ANY of the characters in this movie. I liked the fact that they team up at the very end to fight of Venom and Sandman but overall this is a worthless movie. The dancing number was one of the dumbest things I have seen in a long time.

This is not a very good movie. Please dont make any more.

Live Free or Die Hard

And....STRIKE 3. I actually liked how this movie started but in the end its just not even remotely believable. Now lets look past the fact that John McLain should be very very dead like 200 times over. But as audience members we cannot look much farther without saying..."WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!"

I am only going to say this once. Hackers cannot bring down the entire countries systems (YES ALL OF THEM) Its nonsense and it made me laugh out loud that it even made it into the script. PICK ONE JACKASSESS, NOT ALL! Give us some credit why dont you....Electricity, phones, internet...MAYBE and thats a big maybe if you pick only one....

Ok now John McLain walking around on a fighter plane was just annoying

however one good thing....

This chick is hot and she beats McLain's ass!